I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
Spending some much needed quality time with this book on the new patio :D #bookstagram #eon
Land of the free home of the rich
What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make the least, they pay the most.
* $9.75 and a life supply of maple syrup
the * is probably because it is different by province. it’s 11 here
you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
YES THANK YOU THIS REALLY UPSETS ME
That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense
Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down
So I was reading the Sea of Monsters graphic novel and came across this:
Like Percy actually had a picture of Annabeth on his locker and everything and Matt Sloan made fun of him saying that a hot girl will never date someone like Percy
4 years later
No big deal
Hey Sloan have you met my hot girlfriend Annabeth
You tore up her picture once so she’s here to kick your ass.
this is how i do friendship
y r white ppl obsessed with avocados
idk wat ur talking about.
White peoples’ definition of racism is hurt feelings, instead of what it actually is, and that’s systematic destruction of an ethnic group. Understand that, and then you’ll understand why racism doesn’t “go both ways”.