Yet another great twitter convo
It gets better
when the back of my neck gets tickled
What the fuck happened to that plane
it got tickled on the back of its neck
shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot
"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.
is that true?
SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.
It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.
And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.
You know what needs more lesbians?
Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
THE SONGG LEAKED OMGTHF ITS SO GOOD
Thank you so much actually
that feeling of satisfaction when you finally finish hanging all of your fish on a clothes line in the middle of an empty field
Japan infinitely greater than America