Fire pretty

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

(Source: illkim)

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

Spending some much needed quality time with this book on the new patio :D #bookstagram #eon

assiest:

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

tramampoline:

thewisepickle:

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make the least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

* $9.75 and a life supply of maple syrup

the * is probably because it is different by province. it’s 11 here

(Source: socialismartnature)

sevistheman:

demundean:

you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

YES THANK YOU THIS REALLY UPSETS ME

Back to School

Kindergarten: No mom please please I don't want to go please take me home
Elementary/Middle: I can't wait to see my friends!!! this is gonna be a great school year bye mom!
High school: No mom please please I don't want to go please take me home
University: I can't wait to see my friends!!! this is gonna be a great school year bye mom!

totallyfubar:

andinstantlyifellinlove:

totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

bisexysteve:

shazoid:

So I was reading the Sea of Monsters graphic novel and came across this:

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Like Percy actually had a picture of Annabeth on his locker and everything and Matt Sloan made fun of him saying that a hot girl will never date someone like Percy

And then

4 years later

No big deal

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Hey Sloan have you met my hot girlfriend Annabeth

You tore up her picture once so she’s here to kick your ass.

(x)

    (via)

easyay:

this is how i do friendship

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

legendofsherlock:

coolinternetgang:

y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 

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idk wat ur talking about.

(Source: officialcoolinternetgang)

ayothewuisback:

White peoples’ definition of racism is hurt feelings, instead of what it actually is, and that’s systematic destruction of an ethnic group. Understand that, and then you’ll understand why racism doesn’t “go both ways”.

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(Source: reddit.com)

FUCK